found the perfect car for you
|jesus:||mom i told you i didn't want a big party|
|mary:||THE WHOLE WORLD WILL CELEBRATE EVERY YEAR|
imagine being in ravenclaw and going back to your common room stumbling drunk in the middle of the night after a magical night of partying and having to answer a fucking riddle in order to get in your own goddamn bedroom
"what gets wetter and wetter the more it dries"
"your mom eeyyyyyyy"
I WANTED THOSE REPORTS ON MY DESK AN HOUR AGO
more celebrities should donate blood like could you imagine having the blood of meryl streep running through your veins
taking a picture and not knowing the flash is on
pretty crazy how kevin jonas and I have the same name and look exactly alike
like dont I look exactly like him? its almost like someone just copied and pasted his face over mine right?
there is really no need to unfollow just because I look like Kevin Jonas
I am just as capable as the other jonas brothers
*on a date*
so haha tell me more about your dog